....WWSD????

WE HEAR ABOUT SORBO SO MUCH
I THINK ITS TIME TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT IT CAN DO
SO I ASK
WHAT WOULD SORBO DO



SORBO IS SO STRONG THAT CHUCK NORRIS USES IT TO WIPE WITH


SORBE IS SO ABSORBENT THAT ITS THE SECRET INGREDIENT IN SHAMWOW


SORBO IS SO SOFT THAT OBAMA HANDS IT OUT TO VOTERS TO SIT ON AFTER HE SCREWS US

SORBO CAN BREAK DIAMONDS

YOU CAN CATCH A FISH WITH SORBO BY JUST POINTING IT AT THE WATER

SORBO IS SHARK PROOF

IF YOU KNOW OF ANYMORE OF SORBOS ATTRIBUTES PLEASE LIST THEM

SORBO IS WHAT THEY SMACK MOTHERS WITH WHEN THEY HAVE FUGLY BABIES

Sorbo?

Twitch wrote:Sorbo?

Sorbothane is the brand name of a synthetic viscoelastic urethane polymer used as a shock absorber and vibration damper. It is manufactured by Sorbothane, Inc., based in Kent, Ohio.



Not to be confused with...




......Sorbo

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Sorbo.

Extremely large cockroaches.

sorbo was discovered in a lab located in Area 51. it was among other discoveries such as velcro and wd-40.

^ fo realz?

SORBO
its what willis was talking about

if you slap a pregnant woman with a piece of sorbo
she will have twins

sorbo can protect a hippie from the hate suit

sorbo can bring a dead puppy back to life

SORBO

IT MAKES A GREAT BIRTHDAY CAKE

Sorbo can travel faster than the speed of light but slower then Chuck Norris.

sorbo can make wolf six use a gun that takes m4 mags

ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell sorbo stories

they use sorbo to make a chuck norris proof vest

Sorbo is used as a landing pad for the protection of accidental breakage of bungee-jumping chords while bungee-jumping off the Empire Stare Building.

*use it sparingly, as bungee-jumping death tolls will sky rocket once the world is obsolete of this non-replenishable resource.

Sorbo is what Chuck Norris tells his jokes about.

Steven Segal now uses Sorbo to fight with.

The Us Military is Now testing Sorbo Proof Vests to replace bullet proof vests.

McDs tested Sorbo to make their food healthy.

Sorbo is the only thing coke a cola WONT eat.