Hey Dude Happy Birthday... lets hope you get some hair for a present. Do you qualify for AARP yet? About time to submit that Social Security paperwork isn't it? Took the liberty of finding the life alert website for you http://www.emergency.com/ Why don't you hit up the local Shoney's for the early bird special? You should look into installing an airsoft turret to this...
Okay I'm done, happy birthday dude.
Okay I'm done, happy birthday dude.