Scam baiting anyone?

So, I just got an email from "Toyota Promo Notice".

You have been approved for a lump sum payment of £750,000.00 GBP, in this Year Toyota Global Award.Send us the required information as stated below to file for claims.

1.Full Name:..............
2.Full Address:..........
3.Occupation:..........
4.Country...............
5.Tel:...............

My reply:

Oh my god!

This is awesome! Who do I need to call?

I'll keep you posted. Hopefully I can weasel a couple bucks out of this sucker, or at least have some fun with him.

NJSC wrote:

+1

Haha get em Josh
LOL

1. Recieve scam email
2. Give them your least favorite person's information
3. Stand back and watch as the scam turns out to be reality and your most hated enemy recieves 750,000 euros.
4. Suicide.

Aggressor Dog wrote:1. Recieve scam email
2. Give them your least favorite person's information
3. Stand back and watch as the scam turns out to be reality and your most hated enemy recieves 750,000 euros.
4. Suicide.

I would take that any day. You know a euro is worth more than the USD. Just go cash it in.

Too bad it's not Euros guys. It's GBP.

EDIT: I have a new email!

TOPIC: LUCKY.....WINNER!!!

750.000.00 Pounds has been awarded to your email ID in this Year TOYOTA PROMO.send your

1.Name................
2.Address.............
3.Phone/Fax...........
4.Present Country.....


It seems this guy keeps saying the same thing. Well, pretty much the same thing but with different conditions. And I'm just not feeling the love. I kinda want that personal connection, you know? I need to confide in him so he confides in me.

Here's my response

Wow! This sort of thing never happens to me! Honestly, ever since my wife left, me I've been a nervous wreck. I started drinking, then going out to bars, and the next thing I know I'm shooting up and every other morning I wake up next to a different drag queen. You see, I cant date women anymore because they remind me of my wife, but I'm not into guys, so my friend Paul told me that the trannies would be a good compromise. You see, he's been into trannies for a couple of months now. Anyway, I've lost my job, and I seem to have misplaced the engine for my truck. And without a vehicle, I cant go out to the bars anymore unless I want to use my horse. I could really need these 750,000 GBP! It's like a dream come true.

So am I supposed to wait for you to send me all of your info, then contact you? Like I said, this sort of thing never happens to me, so I don't quite know how to proceed.

Admin wrote:Too bad it's not Euros guys. It's GBP.

Too bad? A pound is worth more than a Euro.

Trannies are acceptable.

750,000 GPB = 1,228,425 USD

Congrats on winning admin, but I didn't know you were into trannies...

Electioneer wrote:750,000 GPB = 1,228,425 USD

Congrats on winning admin, but I didn't know you were into trannies...

Pshhh, pocket change

yeah i got a email about Me recieving 5 million dollars and that I was related to an Algerian Prince. It asked for Name, Address, Soc. Security nb, and some other stuff. As soon as I got it i deleted it.

Hahaha so has he replied again? I'd think computer automated scammer would be more resilient..

Nah, it seems he gave up.