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Don’t expect Zombie's to post early in this thread or at all.
They have a distinct disadvantage in using a computer due to missing fingers/entire extremities, missing/loose eyeballs (they have to chase down), making typing difficult or impossible.
They also have decreased brain function due to chemical depletion and proteolytic degradation of the brain. In the worst cases the brain is missing entirely.
Many do not have a computer or have access to the internet due to living in graveyards or other financial difficulties.
Holding down normal employment is not easy if you are a Zombie. Due to low mental function zombies must rely on service industry jobs like restaurants in which the smell and appearance of zombies make them poor candidates. They have also, at times, left digits in soup and other dishes which is not conducive to customer loyalty.
They are also not particularly suited for manual labor jobs due to the above mentioned lack of body parts which leaves them unable to lean on shovels.
The final issue for employer is they tend to eat the other unaffected employees leading to decreased productivity due to poor employee morale and death.
They have a distinct disadvantage in using a computer due to missing fingers/entire extremities, missing/loose eyeballs (they have to chase down), making typing difficult or impossible.
They also have decreased brain function due to chemical depletion and proteolytic degradation of the brain. In the worst cases the brain is missing entirely.
Many do not have a computer or have access to the internet due to living in graveyards or other financial difficulties.
Holding down normal employment is not easy if you are a Zombie. Due to low mental function zombies must rely on service industry jobs like restaurants in which the smell and appearance of zombies make them poor candidates. They have also, at times, left digits in soup and other dishes which is not conducive to customer loyalty.
They are also not particularly suited for manual labor jobs due to the above mentioned lack of body parts which leaves them unable to lean on shovels.
The final issue for employer is they tend to eat the other unaffected employees leading to decreased productivity due to poor employee morale and death.
