Airsoft Ranger

reconsniperga wrote:copy cat....

Aggressor Dog wrote:There are plenty of different rangers out there, from your Profile Rangers, who pretend to be sick or hurt to get out of PT, your Chairborne Rangers, who talk about tactics weapons and training although they've experienced one or none of these themselves, and your Airborne Rangers, who raise hell and kill babies. But what makes an Airsoft Ranger?

You know your an Airsoft Ranger if:

1. Anything less than 1000 Denier wont cut it
2. You come home from a day of airsoft and brag about how tired you are
3. You come home from a day of airsoft and show off your "battle scars"
4. Lol ACUs? What a noob!
5. Mixing camouflage patterns is a crime worthy of capitol punishment
6. Hicaps are unrealistic and therefor should be banned
7. Join the Pistols Only Revolution!
8. Semi auto is for skilled players, full auto is for noobs
9. They dont have a uniform and name tapes/patches, therefor they arent a team
10. You refer to yourself by your "CallSign"
11. Firing your 5.56 variant airsoft weapon without shouldering it is unrealistic...shortstocking? whats that?
12. You plan on joining an SF/Ranger/SEAL/MFR unit once your done with Highschool
13. You consider yourself wellversed in battle drill because of your airsoft endevours
14. You have been refered to by your rank, which was assigned to you outside of a Military sponsored organization
i.e. your airsoft team
15. Can't figure out a gearbox? Bahahaha! Noob!
16. He's not wearing camouflage, he's NOT going to be on my team
17. You had to go with the Holo-reticle because the red-dot wasn't precise enough
18. You consider yourself above the curve in terms of actual combat because of airsoft
19. You bought a bunch of MREs to eat out in the field, but you complain when you forgot water to heat it all up
20. You are taking offense to this list

Hope yall enjoyed!

Note, an Airsoft Ranger should not be viewed as a positive thing. You can have some of these traits and not be an Airsoft Ranger, but odds are....

Admin wrote:

Aggressor Dog wrote:There are plenty of different rangers out there, from your Profile Rangers, who pretend to be sick or hurt to get out of PT, your Chairborne Rangers, who talk about tactics weapons and training although they've experienced one or none of these themselves, and your Airborne Rangers, who raise hell and kill babies. But what makes an Airsoft Ranger?

You know your an Airsoft Ranger if:

1. Anything less than 1000 Denier wont cut it
2. You come home from a day of airsoft and brag about how tired you are
3. You come home from a day of airsoft and show off your "battle scars"
4. Lol ACUs? What a noob!
5. Mixing camouflage patterns is a crime worthy of capitol punishment
6. Hicaps are unrealistic and therefor should be banned
7. Join the Pistols Only Revolution!
8. Semi auto is for skilled players, full auto is for noobs
9. They dont have a uniform and name tapes/patches, therefor they arent a team
10. You refer to yourself by your "CallSign"
11. Firing your 5.56 variant airsoft weapon without shouldering it is unrealistic...shortstocking? whats that?
12. You plan on joining an SF/Ranger/SEAL/MFR unit once your done with Highschool
13. You consider yourself wellversed in battle drill because of your airsoft endevours
14. You have been refered to by your rank, which was assigned to you outside of a Military sponsored organization
i.e. your airsoft team
15. Can't figure out a gearbox? Bahahaha! Noob!
16. He's not wearing camouflage, he's NOT going to be on my team
17. You had to go with the Holo-reticle because the red-dot wasn't precise enough
18. You consider yourself above the curve in terms of actual combat because of airsoft
19. You bought a bunch of MREs to eat out in the field, but you complain when you forgot water to heat it all up
20. You are taking offense to this list

Hope yall enjoyed!

Note, an Airsoft Ranger should not be viewed as a positive thing. You can have some of these traits and not be an Airsoft Ranger, but odds are....

#1... Guilty... kind of...

#4. ACU Works! I was made a believer this weekend. I had retreated up a hill b/c a general kill was worth 1000 points. Hid behind a log, no joke a guy on the other team walked in, "cleared the area", and proceeded to take up a position 5 feet away from me and never noticed me.

#5. DCU + M81 = sexy.

#7. BAHAHA!!! Any old-school ASF members will get this one. Priceless! The only thing better was OP: Sheeple. "(The Jews control America!! STOP BEING SHEEP! YOU HAVE TO BE PEOPLE!!! BE SHEEPLE!!!)" Though I must admit I've wanted to do a pistols-only loadout several times just so I could fire two pistols whilst jumping through the air.

#8 & #6. Yet Paul continues to have a hatred for 11.1v lipos... such a paradox may never be explained...

#12. "Hey, my dad was a |337 Air Force Ranger, he said I can be one too."

#15. I think that this one stems from Paul's own ability to destroy guns and inability to fix them...

#17. "Hey man, I can hit a 2-inch target from 300 feet on a bench rest with my airsoft gun.... for some reason, whenever I take the gun off of the bench rest, I can't hit anything... I think my gun's broken..."

#19. Heat up your MRE's? I thought the FRH was so you could make MRE bombs?